Well, it seems the holidays certainly bring out our inner-children. Oh, call it the influence of the flood all you'd like, but really, how much did the Yuletide waters actually affect your spirits? A simple change in the decor, some familiar scents, sights, sounds... What basic sensory stimulations can trigger in the mind is really quite amazing ( Read more... )

Somehow, I've just been kissed by a woman with no face.

How festive.

[Locked to the Admiral]
Dear Santa,

As I don't suspect you'll give me a fully stocked lab anytime soon, I'd like to request something quite simple.

1. Salvia divinorum. Potted.

That's all.

Sincerely,
Dr. Jonathan Crane

The Barge is... truly remarkable. That so many individuals from all walks of life, from far-away planets and universes would have such a common purpose-- so many similar motives and mindsets-- certainly gives credence to Jung's perception of the collective unconscious ( Read more... )

[Private to Morgan]
Captain Adams,
Given the recent conflicts between your Inmate and our newest Warden, I was wondering if I could sit the Major down and have a session with him. I'm not trying to step on your toes, of course, but it could be beneficial for the Barge as a whole to make him stop behaving like a violent nutcase not unlike my ( Read more... )

Detective Tyler,

I really cannot apologize enough for Joker's actions. It hadn't come to my attention that he'd had his hands on any contraband. I assure you, the matter will be dealt with swiftly, and I will go through his cabin personally and confiscate any potential weapon I find ( Read more... )

This man has started a fight with my Inmate. Not only that, but he insists on making implicit threats against my Inmate, quite openly and (I suspect) cheerfully referring to having somebody "deal" with Joker.

I really can't allow this. Ms. Carnahan, I hope you'll take action to ensure that this reckless and aggressive behavior does not continue ( Read more... )

My, my. This place is certainly a madhouse. You're all clearly in need of psychiatric evaluation. Given the circumstances, you can rest assured that my services will be provided free of charge. With a little bit of counseling and the application of very necessary medication, I believe we can finally get this Barge to... hm, working orderAh. ( Read more... )